Saturday, 28 November 2009

Woman's Translation

.....org kater perempuan amat susah di fahami..btoi ker??bkn susah tp perempuan lebih suke menggunekan ayat2 berbunga ataw dgn nmer lain lbih suke berkias drpd berterus terang dgn harapan org tersebut memahami mksdnyer...here is some examples...:

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife mean
s: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important! In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.


p/s: kepada saper yang bakal suami tue so berhati hatilah dengan kata2 bakal isteri anda.. wakaakakakakak

MORAL: hamba pernah juga mendengar ceramah dari ustaz yg mengatakan ade baik nyer juga kite xusah berkias2 supaya nanti dua2 puas hati dan xberlaku la salah faham....kn bahagia mcm tu.....aceceeececece...berangan plak sejak tgk cter 'Nur Kachih"ni...

oppss!!!!!


ok...stop...see next entry...wasalam...




Friday, 27 November 2009

27 PRODUK KOSMETIK BERBAHAYA..JENG3...

KUALA LUMPUR: Kementerian Kesihatan mengeluarkan larangan penggunaan 27 produk yang dinotifikasi sebagai bahan kosmetik tetapi digunakan untuk tujuan perubatan dan rawatan, termasuk diguna untuk menitis dalam hidung atau mata..................................

Antara produk-produk nyer adalah:

  1. Toner Mata Permata Hijrah Ainun 12.90
  2. Toner Mata Permata Hijrah Ainun 29.90
  3. Toner Mata Permata Hijrah Ainun 59.90
  4. Permata Hijrah Toner Hidung 9.90
  5. Ainun Syifa Toner Mata
  6. Ainun Toner Mata
  7. Aifun Toner Hidung Seduan
  8. Mahligai Selasih Toner Mata
  9. Medi Sunnah Toner Mata
  10. Permata Hijrah Ainun Toner Mata
  11. Toner Hidung (Nombor Notifikasi NOT07090197KE)
  12. Toner Hidung (Nombor Notifikasi NOT07123428KE)
  13. Toner Hidung Anfun Syifa
  14. Toner Hidung Seduan
  15. Toner Mata
  16. Toner Mata Ainun Syifa
  17. Toner Mulut Fahmun Syifa
  18. Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract I
  19. Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract IV
  20. Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract II
  21. Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract III
  22. Turut disenaraikan Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract V
  23. Alkaline Therapy Pearl Extract VI
  24. Ainun Taharah Eye Spray Neutral Therapy I
  25. Ainun Taharah Eye Spray Neutral Therapy II
  26. Ainun Taharah Eye Spray Day & Night I
  27. Ainun Taharah Eye Spray Day & Night II

serius kawe nok oyat(sy nk kata)..seumur hidup ,kawe(sy) xpernah dgr pom semua produk ni....maklum la..kawe ni natural...xpki smua ni...hihihihih....tp kosmetik lain of course la ade hok kawe pki....cthnyer:sabun mandi lux...kosmetik jgak tu....xcyer????cube cari definisi kosmetik...
msti anda smua ternganga slpas mengetahui hakikat kosmetik...hohohoho...

kpd kwn2 ku samada girls or women or boys or men...yg menggunakan produk ni...sile la berhenti...sblom muke ande men jadi mcm ni.......


ehh...silap!!!!...bkn yg mcm gmbar atas ni...yg bawah ni....hihihhihihii

hihihihihihihi......"cantik x muka sayerr???agagagaga....

moral: xsoh lor nok pakai kosmetik pelik2....sesungguhnyer kecantikkan sbnr adelah di dalam bukan diluar....yg luaran xkekal,tp yg dLM YG KEKAL...MEANS OUR SOUL....krna apabila roh berpisah dgn jasad....hanyer roh yg diangkat dan dinilai..so, lets kosmetic our soul (rohani)..by:
  • jauhi maksiat
  • selalu bertasbih dan byk melakukan amalan sunat
  • dan lain2.....
k...i think i should stop now...wasalam..